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Post  Joe Chin on Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:21 am

Inspired by the recent battle rap events and so the funny chat moments thread doesn't get flooded with rhyming couplets, this thread is for all your rap needs.

To start:

JC in the house, with a stone cold thread
So the Funny Chat Moments won't be 187-dead
When I'm not big pimpin' with your girl on top a-me
I'll bust you out with houses and hotels in Monopoly
Why you gotta front with Electric and Water
Boardwalk and Park Place are a whole lot hotter
I'll give you two railroads for Illinois and Kentucky
But I'll take hotels while you're tryin' to get lucky
And when you think you're about to score another big sale
I'll laugh as I go directly to Jail
So when you've got a doggy and I've got a shoe
You'd better roll doubles or I'll roll up on YOU.

~~ monopoly 4 lyfe ~~

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Re: Let's rap!

Post  JDubfromVa on Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:45 am

Yall kno me it's ya boy JD
Im gonna kick Leeds' ass at N O C
Double champ again dont try to front
Ill win and celebrate with some cun...*ehem* punch
As hardcore champ Im master of the chair
and the ladder so I'll give u a scare
coming at ya head with a heavy sledge
You're like a squirrel, ill kick your ass Over The Hedge
To the Crew Craptastic, your time is up
I got two words for ya.....

*crowd yells "suck it!"*

No...that doesn't rhyme....

Look Up

*As the C-Crew looks up, crap rains down on them with a putrid smell stanking up the arena*
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Re: Let's rap!

Post  HunterX on Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:39 am

Hi JD i hit u up freestyle
U gonna walk out of N O C with NO TITLE
u got a nice style but u got no class
and at NoC ima watch leeds kick ur ass
Ur the Master of the chair? But this is a show about Charisma
And I'm the Charisma Killr so u better give that shit up..
This is my game, u aint got nuthin on me homie
Neither does Patrick Hart, that's why they call me the Rap OG
But fuck it.. You've suffered enough blows to the head
Don't come back to this thread or you'll probably end up dead


;P;P jk jk dont hurt me SadSad
lol joe.. ur probably da best rappr in da whole of CCW XDD
teach me ohh wise one Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post  Patrick Hart on Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:33 pm

i am really like this think i will post something later he he i am in school so dont have time he he


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Post  Queketh on Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:53 pm

Ok, Ok. The Hitman is making his Debut Rap here!!! First Rap ever, And The Last Rap Ever!

The Hitman is lecturing so listen well
Cause otherwise you won't be able to tell
The lies in the truth and the truth in the lies
Since confusion is clearly a state of mind
The rappers of CCW should kiss my behind
The Hip Hop industry was made by the uneducated
Since none of them can pronounce the words they have stated
The Hitman tells you this instead
You want real music then visit his place
Cause there real music shall be played
So i'm sure you will appreciate that you stayed
Metal shall be played from dusk to dawn
While rap will be treated like a thorn
Cause from then on Metal will be the thing of your liking
And all the rest can go take a hiking.
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Post  Doomraider on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:48 pm

Queketh, lets start a rap duo and become millionaires!
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Post  Queketh on Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:44 pm

Hmmm. not sure it's worth it Doom
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Post  JDubfromVa on Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:24 pm

Awww we're not going into this Rap vs Rock again, are we? It's the same rebel messages, only to different demographics. Fight the power!
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Post  Monkeydude on Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:55 pm

JDubfromVa wrote:Awww we're not going into this Rap vs Rock again, are we? It's the same rebel messages, only to different demographics. Fight the power!

There's no Rap vs Rock here! It's Rap vs Rock vs Hannah Montana!!!!!!
GOOOO HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, if you didn't know, Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus is the same person! Shocked
Yeah I know, shocking huh?

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Re: Let's rap!

Post  Queketh on Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:56 pm

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Post  JDubfromVa on Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:11 pm

....I call truce for Rap and Rock.... *turns to Hannah Montana and grins ebily*
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Post  Die on Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:24 pm

OK BCK TO RAPPIN

Its time
For everything not to be fine
Its night night for all ya'll
Tonight is the fight
Let me just ask you somethin have you choiesen the right guy
You see tonight is pick your poison night
And no monkeydude you can't fly your kite right now
Leeds is about to leaves with the craziness of Jdubs pick
No I dont think its me
But if it is Leeds you'll be down for the three count
Time to go looks like Montana was found in a lake
Hope its not fake
MC DIE IS SAYIN
BYE BYE!
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Post  Monkeydude on Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:48 am

What's crackin' ya'll The Dude is in the house
And I'm just about to watch some badass Mickey Mouse
Actually shit like that scares the crap outa me
So I'm just gonna go get another cup of tea
I mean, it's a fuckin' mouse, why it have to talk
And why do I make these random rhymes just to walk the walk
See, tea isn't a part if this fucked up rap
I'm just gonna go and find some ass to tap
I just did it again, made some random rhyme
Just because this is a fuckin' waste of my time
So I'm gonna end this "rap" with a fuckin' statement
...
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...
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HANNAH MONTANA RULES!!!!!

4 Shizzle
Peace out, ya'll
BIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!!

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Post  Die on Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:54 am

This is the transformerz rap

'll tell you bout one day when I was young
I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on
Something 'bout robots that destroy each other
It made me want to go blow up my mother

Oo, Die is not alone
It made me want to go blow up my home
Eventually I did, but that ain't the point
I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme

And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about
We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around
If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right
'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight

Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap
They told us that this script was full of nonsense
I bet you thought I was gonna say crap
because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that

Transformers will -- punch you in the face
Transformers won't -- do the Macerena
Transformers -- always say no to drugs
Transformers

They don't even need to use a glock
They can take you down with their electric shock
Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock
But not as much as a slap from my hand

Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?
Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter
He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn)

Optimus knows how to use his hose
He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes
Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose
Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads

Ooh, you like that, we switched it up
Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt
And Thunderblast is a slut
What?... she is...

Transformers will -- find a cure for death
Transformers won't -- do your algebra
Transformers -- are against terrorism
Transformers

The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot
They got moves like you ain't ever got
No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine

They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane
Moves so whack that you can't explain
Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain
Moves that Decepticons could never attain

You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game
Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame
You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim

Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say
Transformers -- hit the club like every day
Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction
They explode in your face like a chain reaction

Transformers will -- run for president
Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween
Transformers -- hardcore since '84
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Post  Doomraider on Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:40 am

geez, seriously guys, i don't mind you liking rap. listen to it all you want. but keep it the FUCK away from the forums -.-
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Post  Monkeydude on Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:04 pm

Doomraider wrote:geez, seriously guys, i don't mind you liking rap. listen to it all you want. but keep it the FUCK away from the forums -.-

Yeah, remove the rap, and put up a porn topic... last one I made got deleted for some reason... -.-

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Post  Patrick Hart on Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:41 pm

he he wow that was pretty cool Very Happy Laughing


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Post  Monkeydude on Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:54 pm

Patrick Hart wrote:Okay monkey listen to this

It is Obvious that when god was handing out brains you didnít get none
When i am saying WORD LIFE i normally throw up 2 fingers but because you are special you only get one!
So hit K.A. music to the fans can sing you suck to
The middle finger doesnít mean you are number one it is meaning I am saying F*ck U!

And here is something for joe who i am gonna feud with this season

You like to talk a lot of smack
You are actually wither than me but you think you are black
And you think that you are the king of talking thrash
But just wait because soon you will be colliding with the king of kicking ass

Did you just quote John Cena rapping to Lesnar and Kurt Angle "rapping" to Cena....?
Cause just so you know... CENA FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!

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Post  HunterX on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:39 am

obv. all his raps are from Cena xDD or some rap battle site

serious guy.. haha

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Post  King Jericho on Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:07 am

heres a rap u all might know....

My name is Santino and im from europe i like my pancakes with maple syrup. I lost my title to william regal his knee to my head should've been illegal. Now im healthy and this is vital...I WANT BACK MY IC TITLE!! WHITTIE WHOOP WHOOP YES! afro afro afro afro
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Post  Queketh on Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:16 am

RRWWRRRWRR... Pancakes *drool*
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Post  Patrick Hart on Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:23 pm

HunterX wrote:obv. all his raps are from Cena xDD or some rap battle site

serious guy.. haha

ya okay i am busted he he cool
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Post  HunterX on Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:56 pm

XDD Joe also rips lycs.. aint no way u can come up with such smooth rhymes with out payin a dime seriously that shits a crime.. aww dang.. >.> i should just be like the rest of u guys and steal other pplz lyrics i aint any gud at this rhyming thing XDD

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Post  JDubfromVa on Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:00 pm

awww i do my own stuff (thats y mine are bad....)
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Post  Patrick Hart on Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:08 pm

HunterX wrote:XDD Joe also rips lycs.. aint no way u can come up with such smooth rhymes with out payin a dime seriously that shits a crime.. aww dang.. >.> i should just be like the rest of u guys and steal other pplz lyrics i aint any gud at this rhyming thing XDD

he he cool
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